Hope that the first girl - the preggo- has given every man on that beach a boner. I'd want her to personally tend to mine.
By: Teodoro
+11reps
It just goes to show: never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's gonna eat it because you stuck your dick in it! Yahtzee Croshaw. No analogy here, just don't stick your dick in desserts.